E-study,E-style,E-status@ college

 TYPES OF GUYS YOU NORMALLY FIND AT COLLEGE

Studious: They are ofcourse, the ones who study well the ones who get good grades.They are lost in their own world which comprises of a room( a mini library), the class room, bathroom and absolutely no room for enjoyment( typically defined).They do enjoy reading( text books)and writing( experience immense pleasure in disgorging their information-inundated minds).Its festive season for them during exams when they take head bath,wear new clothes, buy a new set of pens, pencils and prepare themselves for the D day.Thats all I can talk about the lives of these cadaverous creatures.They are as boring as all the mass transfer lectures put together.

The ladies' men: Well, these male fearing morons are always seen with girls.I doubt these guys are guys only in their semblance and really are an awful bunch of silly girls who even laugh at TV anchor OMKAR's jokes .Try accosting them and they will ignore you more than Deepika ignored Ranbir.The trajectory of their life has only footsteps of girls.Why on Earth do you always wear a bag? as though you have some important work to finish off.I bet there will be unwashed under wears which urgently require attention.Do you need a bag to carry an identity card?

Playboy/Romoeo: He is never found in a group.He is found either with a girl in some corner of the campus or in his room alone, doing GOD KNOWS WHAT.Even if you sell all of your anscestral lands and permit yourself to show your audacious attitude by betting on repudiating me, you'll find me happily ploughing your fields after a few years.This guy has some peculiar features.He never takes a bath ( a miscellany of perfumes in his stinking room is the proof for it).Why does he unnecessarily wear pants when all he wants to do is flaunt his brand new "Jockey" which sells in weird colours?? And not to forget the low waist jeans which horizontally bisects his bums.Thanks to his conscious nature of wearing something inside that half the campus remains in a gusto mood else there would be a plethora of patients with giddiness and abrupt puking.I pity his girl.

The rocking guys: Poor fellas! God  screwed their lives.They accidentally landed up in a wrong place.They are aggrieved descendants of Kurt Cobain and Brian Johnson and were unfortunately blown away and brought to India.They are easily neglected and barely noticed in the campus.Its very easy to identify them.The epithet of these rockstars is their appearance.They are often seen wearing T-shirts which contain pictures of Homicide suspects holding guitars.When I walk up to them I almost ask "Boss who are these people?" before realizing that the group photo of those jail mates emblazoned on the T-shirt is actually a rockband.Fine,you are big admirers of them.But why the fuck do you jeopardize your gender by growing long hair which literally dances around you neck? People actually think and discern which sex you belong to when they  watch you from behind.It ironically takes more time than solving the easiest question in EAMCET.And whats with those piercing at weird places?I feel like tying a rope to it and attaching the other end to the engine of a Rajdhani express.You will get body piecing, thanks to me.Lastly,pull those pants up and tie a knot around your waist.We dont encourage ass-exposing.Please dont try rendering the acclaimed rock songs.You'll destroy their beauty and end up in a cacophony.

Aawara hoon: Say hello to the most useless guy in the college and say sorry to the college for spending money on him.One good thing about him is that he has vividly decided what to do in the campus.He wants to smoke,drink and no nothing else.His dogmatic beliefs that college education is useless keep him occupied with a Knockout and a Kings Gold flake packet.His life is miserable but his intentional indifference towards things is as annoying as the silver jubilee function of duds like PANCHAKSHARI.Perhaps, old people who have taken voluntary retirement lead a busier life than him.He vitiates innocent ambiverts who equivocate between studying and boozing around.He is gibberish when drunk and babbles all the emotional movie dialogues in the state of desperation.He rarely feels the insidious darkness growing inside him.WTFs up with your beard? It is also difficult to get a vague idea of your face.ASSHOLE!

Miscellaneous: They are less important considering the current context.There are guys who are texting 24*7.God knows if they have a girlfriend but they sit right beside  and ignore you.They literally dont acknowledge you existence.They pluck you out from their minds.and you will be left alone and single like actress Rekha.The fucking cell phone is more important to them.I feel like grabbing it and sticking it up their asses.Bloody buggers.Piss me off!

There are ATTITUDE flaunting guys.In India we have plenty of them.They make an optimum use of the damn 8 letter word only because it sounds cooler than Hardwork and Practice.Typically, students develop their resumes but these pretentious Bastards brush their bragging skills.They are found wearing  T-shirts which have smart quotes.Even if one of them threatens you,not to worry because he may appear as big as a Dinosaur but his voice is as audible as an ant's scream

There are guys who fight voraciously.Even if you accidentally happen to touch them/accidentally scratch them with your little finger , he'll galvanize his instincts and pick a fight with you.He must be sent to the WWE where he'll get a taste of Rikishi's ass.He is as intelligent as the antagonist of a typical faction movie.Be chary of his friends because they are the scornful scumbags who ignite unnecessary sparks in the minds of these dumb wrestlers.



P.S: 1)I did not cover all the categories, only the famous ones that popped up in my mind.
       2) Ignore grammatical errors